NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
