After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I am spending my child support on dildos
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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