We won't sleep together?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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