Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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