To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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