Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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