I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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