why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I think your dad took our porno
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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