i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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