she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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