just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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