she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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