I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
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