walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
handjob tips. give me some.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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