you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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