On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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