better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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