ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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