i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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