just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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