My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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