Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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