Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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