it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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