Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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