You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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