My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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