I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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