Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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