I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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