Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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