Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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