I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
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