we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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