I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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