Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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