so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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