Your tits are I can't wait for
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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