? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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