Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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