If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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