I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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