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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I FOUND THE LEGS
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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