so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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