I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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