Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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