Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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