well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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