DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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