I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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