thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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